X-O Manowar: A Man of Death by Mitchell Chapman

Title: X-O Manowar: A Man of Death

Series: Armor Kings

Blub:

Life can be tough. One moment, you’re dying over the Earth’s atmosphere in an attempt to save mankind from an alien invasion, the next your body is being regrown halfway across the galaxy in a Vespitude lab. Such is the case of Gafti, former accessory to Aric; the first human pilot of the X-O Manowar armor, and the only one to wear it for more than fifteen minutes. Gafti himself has been fitted with armor of his own: a rarely psychotic but very judgmental suit by the name of Zezzuba. His savior: Watcher, a Vespitude who wants to watch the Purist regime burn, and will go to any lengths to make it happen. On the line is a ticket back home to Aric and all who Gafti has ever held dear. Purists don’t kill themselves, after all.

Genre:

Action
Adventure
Science Fiction
Humour

Links:

http://mitchellchapman.hubpages.com/
http://www.amazon.com/Mitchell-Chapman/e/B014676YKW/ref=ntt_dp_epwbk_0

Atomic Aardvark by Ryan Guy

Title:Atomic Aardvark

Blurb:

The good, the bad, and the Surly.

Q. What do you get when you cross an aardvark, a skunk, and a couple of star-crossed lovers with technology and a series of cataclysmic events?

A. Atomic Aardvark-- An exciting, comedy-action-suspense-with-a-little-bit-of-romance fantasy novel. Guaranteed to be the best one I've ever written. Read it! It's better than this summary. Much longer, too.

Genre:

Young Adult (YA)
Humour

Links:

http://www.atomicaardvark.com
https://www.facebook.com/atomicaardvark
http://www.amazon.com/Ryan-Guy/e/B00FXGQBOU/ref=sr_ntt_srch_lnk_1?qid=1423962990&sr=8-1
https://www.goodreads.com/author/show/7363836.Ryan_Guy

The Monuments of Panda Johnson - Book One by Panda Johnson

Title: The Monuments of Panda Johnson - Book One

Series: Panda Johnson

Blub:

Do you fee like you want to read something just that little bit different? A sci-fi story that will make you laugh? The monuments of Panda Johnson is the book for you. Follow Panda, the toasted rice pudding sandwich loving alien and friends in their bizarre, funny and unique journey across the Universe, as they fend off forces of evil, clones, aliens and overly large cannibals in way too small silver bikinis. Will Alice, the fluffy headed, mutating transgendered, invisible rabbit adoring, potential love interest to Panda get her man? Can bambii, whose limited vocabulary, ever convey her true feelings to Blinknott, Pandas best fiend? See the overly large chested Misty harangue Dang, the ex-Ohm Monk who so desperately needs a wash and more socks. See them, and others fight against the forces of evil... Genevieve and Lord Overworn. Find out why there is a rubber duck on the cover. Can an interstellar warship really be powered by a record player? We say no! How good can a torturer with a stammer be? Just how does a tiger disguise himself in a Bakers? What does the Council of Ohm and missing socks have to do with Mlikht Nak de Tor? What does that even mean? And why is there a Seagull in a cardboard box? Puzzled? I sure hope so. The first of the Panda Johnson trilogy will leave you desperate for more.

Genre:

Science Fiction
Humour

Links:

http://www.thepandajohnson.com/home.html
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Monuments-Panda-Johnson-Book-One/dp/1511849967/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1435666674&sr=8-1&keywords=panda+johnson
https://www.goodreads.com/author/show/14120769.Panda_Johnson?from_search=true&search_version=service_impr

How Maxwell Grover Stole My House by C.E. Vance

Title: How Maxwell Grover Stole My House

Series: Maxwell Grover

Blurb:

What if every fear you ever had about your creepy next-door neighbor turned out to be true?
10-year-old Zeke Langley has become the target of his nasty new neighbor, Maxwell Grover. For reasons known only to him, the unsavory stranger seems determined to make Zeke's life miserable and force his family out of their home.
Inevitably, Zeke and his best friend Winks set out on a journey to discover what Grover is hiding. What they find sends them down a road they never imagined ... and on a mission they may never return from.

Genre:

Adventure, Fantasy, Middle Grade
Humour, Kid Lit

Links:

http://cevanceauthor.wix.com/books
http://www.amazon.com/C.E.-Vance/e/B00V59CHZG/ref=ntt_athr_dp_pel_1
https://www.goodreads.com/author/show/13644502.C_E_Vance

Commune by Java Davis

Title: Commune

Blub:

COMMUNE is the story of an apple commune and the disparate group of wanderers who end up there. The commune becomes a microcosm of conflicts: dedicated vs. slacking, honest vs. traitorous, hopeful vs. cynical, and most importantly, connected vs. disconnected. Is one woman's vision enough to carry the apple farm to a comfortable prosperity?
In this piece of ensemble fiction, the diverse cast of characters includes Momo, the founder of the commune and legal owner; Maia, a former business school roommate, who has something to hide; Linda, another college roommate, who thinks a commune would be a fun vacation; Bobby and Baz, fraternal twins who have a differing view of farming; Dan, the supplies delivery man, who loves the parade of women who come and go at the commune; Dulcie, a bitter, displaced chef; Kick, a self-styled Buddhist; and many others.
The future of the commune often hangs by a thread. Who can Momo count on for help when the going gets rough?

Genre:

Ensemble Fiction
Humour

Links:

http://theroadtripwriter.com/reviews
http://www.amazon.com/Java-Davis/e/B004YMC9BS/ref=dp_byline_cont_book_1
https://www.goodreads.com/author/show/4970385.Java_Davis

Triptych by Java Davis

Title: Triptych

Blub:

Triptych, a Mechanical Romance
A confused, tongue-in-cheek love triangle!
New publishing technologies and pressing personal issues cause crazy angst in the lives of three people. Hannah moves from New Jersey to Phoenix to become a newspaper press room supervisor, a job she's not sure she's qualified to do. Warrior, a typesetter at the newspaper, grew up as a tattoo'd "jungle boy" circus performer who later joined the Marines. His hopes for the supervisor promotion have been dashed by Hannah's arrival. Declan, a drunken motorcycle mechanic, was Hannah's first love back in NJ. Now living in Phoenix, he sees his opportunity to get Hannah back, but has he really matured? Is love even possible in all this mess?

Genre:

Romance
Humour

Links:

http://theroadtripwriter.com
 http://www.amazon.com/Java-Davis/e/B004YMC9BS/ref=dp_byline_cont_book_1
https://www.goodreads.com/author/show/4970385.Java_Davis

Daniel the Camp-er by S. J. Henderson

Title: Daniel the Camp-er

Series: Daniel the Draw-er

Blurb:

There are a few simple rules Daniel follows.
Rule One: never let an adult see your weakness. Daniel made that mistake and look where he ended up—summer camp.
Rule Two: never make fun of the person who feeds you, unless you like Miss Gunderson’s peppery pancakes and green hamburgers.
Rule Three: stay away from girls who love Glitter Ponies. They have cooties, after all.
And Rule Four: never, ever lose your magic pencil.
But Daniel has broken all of his own rules. Now he’s stuck and starving at Camp Bigfoot with the school bully as his bunkmate and an ooey-gooey girl who won’t leave him alone. If all of that wasn’t bad enough, his prized possession, a pencil that brings his drawings to life, has gone missing and wacky creatures are popping up all over camp.
Can Daniel survive Camp Bigfoot and find his magic pencil before it’s too late?

Genre:

Children's, Middle Grade
Humour

Links:

http://www.sjhenderson.net
http://www.amazon.com/author/sjhenderson
https://www.goodreads.com/SunnyHenderson

The Black Conspiracy by Ken Magee

Title: The Black Conspiracy

Series: Ancient Magic Meets the Internet

Blurb:

Ancient magic has infected the Internet… is this the end for civilisation?
The ancient magic which transported Tung, a young thief, and Madrick, a has-been wizard, across a millennium has now infected the Internet and civilisation simply can’t handle the consequences.
To make matters worse, evil wizards have followed the pair through time. They’re determined to hunt them down, steal the great magic scroll and use its power to destroy our modern way of life.
Saving the world has just got a whole lot harder.
The Black Conspiracy is book two of the spellbinding 'ancient magic meets the Internet' trilogy.

Genre:

Adventure
Fantasy
Humour
Time Travel

   

Links:

http://www.kenmageeauthor.com/
http://www.amazon.com/Ken-Magee/e/B006ISWTR0
https://www.goodreads.com/author/show/2896070.Ken_Magee

Dark Tidings by Ken Magee

Title: Dark Tidings

Series: Ancient Magic Meets the Internet

Blurb:

What happens when ancient magic meets the internet? One thing is certain, modern life will never be the same again.
A thousand years ago, a young thief, Tung, and a disgraced wizard, Madrick, are thrust together in an executioner’s dungeon. In the darkness, Madrick reveals an incredible secret about a legendary spell. The great spell helps them escape their prison cell... and eventually their century.
Catapulted into the present day, their lives collide with Michael, a computer hacker who plans to destroy the world’s largest bank. But sinister people are tracking their every move and they will stop at nothing to steal their spell.
Funny and frightening, Dark Tidings is book one of the spellbinding ‘Ancient magic meets the Internet’ trilogy.

Genre:

Adventure
Fantasy
Humour
Time Travel

Links:

http://www.kenmageeauthor.com/
http://www.amazon.com/Ken-Magee/e/B006ISWTR0
https://www.goodreads.com/author/show/2896070.Ken_Magee

Daniel the Draw-er by S. J. Henderson

Title: Daniel the Draw-er

Series: Daniel the Draw-er

Blurb:

"This is no ordinary pencil," says the cat sitting on the end of nine-year-old Daniel's bed. "It's magic."
Everything Daniel draws with his pencil--flying dragons, Octobears, and pizza-loving aliens from the planet Beezo--comes to life. It's pretty awesome until the pencil draws a line between Daniel and his best (and only) friend Annie.
Come along with Daniel and his fantastic creatures on this fun-for-the-whole-family journey as he discovers that friendship is the greatest magic of all.

Genre:

Children's, Middle Grade
Humour

Links:

http://www.sjhenderson.net
http://www.amazon.com/author/sjhenderson
https://www.goodreads.com/SunnyHenderson

A Darker Shade of Black by Ken Magee

Title: A Darker Shade of Black

Series: Ancient Magic Meets the Internet

Blurb:

When ancient magic meets the Internet and Tequila, bad things will come to pass.
When two inept time-travellers and an Internet genius mix up a cocktail of ancient magic and too much Tequila, disaster is inevitable.
To make matters worse, a dark conspiracy which threatens our modern way of life is set in motion when two evil wizards escape from a secure government establishment. Add in a megalomaniac Transylvanian hermit, seven cloned dwarfs and an Irish giant, and you have to ask ‘who’s going to save the world now?’
A Darker Shade of Black is book three of the spellbinding 'ancient magic meets the Internet' trilogy.

Genre:

Adventure
Fantasy
Humour
Time Travel

   

Links:

http://www.kenmageeauthor.com/
http://www.amazon.com/Ken-Magee/e/B006ISWTR0
https://www.goodreads.com/author/show/2896070.Ken_Magee

Albert's Christmas by Matthew Drzymala

Title: Albert's Christmas

Series: The Bumpkinton Tales

 

Blurb:

There’s a Christmas crisis in Bumpkinton.
The clock is ticking and Fathers Whitworth O’Grady and Harrison Stawker are running out of time to find someone for a very special job. As they race around the inaugural Christmas Markets looking for the right man to fill some very big black boots, their search is thwarted at every turn by protests, flirty florists and a vindictive journalist.
As all hope seems lost, someone steps forward to save Christmas . Someone they did not expect...
Albert's Christmas is a festive extra from the village of Bumpkinton.
This is a short story, not a novel or novella. The events take place after The Bachelor.

Genre:

Humour
Psychological

   

Links:

http://www.matthewdrzymala.com
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Matthew-Drzymala/e/B00HGBB17W/ref=sr_ntt_srch_lnk_1?qid=1432815520&sr=8-1
https://www.goodreads.com/author/show/7583918.Matthew_Drzymala

The Bachelor by Matthew Drzymala

Title: The Bachelor

Series: The Bumpkinton Tales

 

Blurb:

If there is one thing Fenton knows, it’s that he’s a ladies man. With a stylish suit, perfect hair and a seductive smile that can send women weak at the knees, he knows he’s got it all.

However, Fenton has a secret. He’s no longer single.

As the Bumpkinton Singles Night draws close, Fenton arrives in the village to woo the ladies. Even a secret lover won’t stop him from indulging in his favourite hobby, flirting, but how much can he get away with?

The Bachelor is the second novella in the Bumpkinton series (3rd story).

Genre:

Humour
Psychological

   

Links:

http://www.matthewdrzymala.com
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Matthew-Drzymala/e/B00HGBB17W/ref=sr_ntt_srch_lnk_1?qid=1432815520&sr=8-1
https://www.goodreads.com/author/show/7583918.Matthew_Drzymala

Bittersweet by Matthew Drzymala

Title: Bittersweet

Series: The Bumpkinton Tales

Blurb:

When Venetia was a little girl, her grandpa would regale her with magical tales of the shop he used to own in the mysterious village of Bumpkinton. But when he died, the tales died with him.

Thirty years later, Venetia and her husband chance upon an old photograph in the attic. It ignites a spark within Venetia, and she resolves to buy the shop.

As the inhabitants of Bumpkinton welcome the newcomers with open arms, why is Amelia, the resident busybody, interested in the shop? And why is it so important that it doesn’t become a burger bar?

Bittersweet is the first Bumpkinton novella and is set after the short story Last Christmas.

Genre:

Humour
Psychological

   

Links:

http://www.matthewdrzymala.com
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Matthew-Drzymala/e/B00HGBB17W/ref=sr_ntt_srch_lnk_1?qid=1432815520&sr=8-1
https://www.goodreads.com/author/show/7583918.Matthew_Drzymala

Last Christmas by Matthew Drzymala

Title: Last Christmas

Series: The Bumpkinton Tales

Blurb:

Father Whitworth O'Grady is tired of the same old Christmas Eve ritual. A ritual that consists of watery vegetable soup and a game of cribbage with the ageing Father Stanton.
When Father Stanton catches a nasty cold and has to decline a generous invitation to a meal with the Summers-Day family, Father O'Grady feels no guilt in popping along without him.
With the prospect of snow, cake and a near-fatal penny, could this turn into Father O'Grady's most eventful Christmas Eve ever?
Last Christmas is a short story and a prelude to the Bumpkinton novella Bittersweet.

Genre:

Humour
Psychological

Links:

http://www.matthewdrzymala.com
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Matthew-Drzymala/e/B00HGBB17W/ref=sr_ntt_srch_lnk_1?qid=1432815520&sr=8-1
https://www.goodreads.com/author/show/7583918.Matthew_Drzymala

Gravitas: Valkyrie in the Forbidden Zone by Lynne Murray

Title: Gravitas: Valkyrie in the Forbidden Zone

Blurb:

An urgent mission. A woman with a past. A dangerous burden.
Sybil, from Planet Valkyrie, carries a risky amount of Gravitas, a top secret aphrodisiac, to trade at a conference on ending slavery in her sector of the galaxy. Attacked by an angry warrior from slave-holding Planet Roggr, Sybil falls through an unmarked portal to land on Earth. The Forbidden Zone. Rescue is impossible. Portals to Earth are sealed. Sybil needs to defend herself, protect her hazardous cargo, and find a way home--while dealing with a damaging overdose of Gravitas.

Genre:

Fantasy
Humour

Links:

http://www.maadwomen.com/lynnemurray/
http://lynnemurray.blogspot.com/
https://www.facebook.com/lynne.murray.7771
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzje2HN4yeetetuXVqoC8PA
http://www.amazon.com/Lynne-Murray/e/B000APGEE6/ref=ntt_athr_dp_pel_1
https://www.goodreads.com/author/show/268380.Lynne_Murray

The Return of Innocence: A Fantasy Adventure by Duane Simolke

Title: The Return of Innocence: A Fantasy Adventure

Blurb:

Exciting eBook about a teen girl who stumbles into adventure and becomes a legend. Her allies include her gay brother and an elderly but heroic lesbian couple. Revised, second edition. By Duane Simolke with Toni Davis. Nook and Kindle.

Genre:

Fantasy
Humour

Links:

http://DuaneSimolke.Com
http://www.amazon.com/Duane-Simolke/e/B000APFWXA/
http://www.goodreads.com/author/show/73451.Duane_Simolke
@DuaneSimolke